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Swamp Donkey

A ugly, haggard, unkept woman who doesn't know the difference between the truth and reality. She frequently lies about who she is to try to make herself appear more grandiose, skilled and important. Many times she is surrounded by tiny little nats that circle around her enamored by her stench and claims of being someone she's not. She often deflects on her own flaws and horrible life choices by projecting them on to others.
"That Mindy girl is a swamp donkey did you hear what she tried to say about Becky? People believe her but I don't believe a word that comes out of her mouth since her own sister showed she faked a birth certificate to lie about when she was born"

"I know you just can't trust those swamp donkeys, plus who can trust anyone who is so unkempt anyway?"
by Twilight SpaceTwizzers August 11, 2024
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Slushy Donkey

A man who hangs out in raunchy bars, preying on other men in the restroom, persuading them to let him give them head while they are taking a dump.
Jimmy is being a slushy donkey tonight.
by sherylveit March 10, 2019
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cheeky donkey

When you drop a donkey impression mid-intercourse with your Canadian girlfriend (you don't know her, she goes to another school).
I uh, she, uhm, I was really doing her yeah and then I grabbed her hair and just... HEE HAW, cheeky donkey
by T. Bee July 31, 2024
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Donkey whistle

1. The call you make to find your homeboys

2. Insult to ratchets bitches
David: Ay where did Timmy go?
John: I don’t know, let’s call him (insert donkey whistle here)
David: Oh, there he is!
by YodaBelly666 February 21, 2022
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factual donkey

Omg! You are so smart, like a factual donkey.
by Factual donkey April 11, 2024
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Donkey kong

He is not impressed by your jokes, he don't think they are funny, nor did he laughed.
by Dulidudu July 16, 2022
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Donkey

A Racing game showcasing the IBM PC's Graphical powers. The game is about a car avoiding donkeys on the road.
The IBM PC comes bundled with Donkey.
by Darkbross November 9, 2022
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