Christain Smelmear

A brown or discoloured stain in your underwear

darn it i haven’t washed the Christain Smelmear out my undies

by The Smeg Lord March 25, 2026

Christian

Christian is a big back b!tch who judges other peoples burgers 🙄

Big back - someone who is perceived as overweight or who eats a lot of food.

Christian - big back b!tch

by Jx.lxnx07 July 30, 2025

Christian Aid Ministries

Idiot nazis that are direct descendants of Operation Paperclip nazis, engaged in fuckery worldwide and it is strongly encouraged that people audit their publicly available financial statements. FAFO

Christian Aid Ministries, specifically, are a bunch of maniacal nazi bastards that need to be audited.

by General FAFO December 4, 2025

Christian persecution

Jesus christ guys, Christians are not being persecuted nor are they going to be.

Hym "Ope. Here we go again with the Christian persecution complex. Alright, let's here it... Oh? The most persecuted people ever and you're just a widdle goi and you didn't even do nuffin wrong? OK. Alright. Yep I see it. I see your baby that's- Um, great fantastic. Alright well I'm not persecuting you nor will I so, you know, go. Go get God or get my money or something. Alright?"

by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

Christian Sandwich

A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.

dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.

by a_fool December 26, 2025

Christautism

Someone who believes in christianity over obsessively.

They're overwhelming christautism scared everyone away.

by xFaQux December 26, 2025

Christian S

A term used to describe someone who talks commitment but consistently prioritizes their friends over their significant other, often paired with lying, emotional avoidance, and a tendency to cheat. A Christian S will swear they care—right before doing the exact opposite.

Often stereotyped (again, fictionally) as someone who has younger siblings, which they’ll somehow bring up as an excuse for their behavior.

Examples:
• “He said he was different, but that was peak Christian S behavior.”
• “If he keeps choosing the group chat over his girlfriend, that’s a Christian S.”

by youheheme January 5, 2026