When a girl wipes from back to front, getting fecal matter on/in/around her vagina. This also makes the vagina smell like it’s housing a rotted miscarriage.
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Person 2: Fuck man, that’s nasty.
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Jermey ran out of toilet paper and got a *Chocolate Spider Web* in his pantaloons after having explosive diarrhea.
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