butt head

A stupid-witted person who is very annoying or rambles on when speaking.

Oh my lord, Abbey! Johnny is being such a big butt head because he won't shut up!

by WzoAbb36 May 30, 2009

butt log

A massive turd that is placed anywhere but a toilet.

Lesley's Mom dropped a heinous from the anus butt log on your mom.

by Lesley's Mom December 29, 2007

butt soda

when exiting the rear of a partner, a foamy brown solution immediately follows: resembling that of a rootbeer float.

"I was expecting soething bad to come out of your ass after that, but that was the chunkiest butt soda I have ever ingested.... I love you, Can we put on my A-Team dvd.

by Andy, Jeremy June 22, 2007

Put it in the butt

The one-size-fits-all answer to any relationship question. Popular in the Gamebattles General Discussion forum.

Q: Insert question here
A: Put it in the butt.

by CaptainLoser June 23, 2009

butt sand

The sweat-soaked flecks of toilet paper that accumulate in ones' butt crack during the day. This term applies mostly to women as men's butt cracks usually contain large amounts of poop and other filthiness.

He asked me to clean off my butt sand before he would go down on me.

by big hoss June 19, 2007

Butt Brother

The connection two men gain after they share a common toilet seat. Similar to Blood brothers, but hopefully, no blood is involved.

After Jason took a dump in our shared bathroom at work we became "Butt Brothers."

by foureyedg November 16, 2009

butt muncher

Term for someone who sucks up to people in order to get what they want.

Have you seen Mark butt munching Phil to get his bonus?

by Freddy January 31, 2003