brother

a god

bub guh ahhhhhhh yeah brother is a god

by brother lover 12 April 7, 2022

Brother

This is a unique species of rat. They like to be annoying little demons and ruin stuff. If they bite you, %99.99 of them have rabies so we suggest going to Brothers&Rabies inc. We should also say that they are your sibling

I hate my idiot brother!

by Brothers are ugly rats! April 11, 2022

Brother

Usually an annoying little shithead who will do everything in his power to ruin your life and turn things on you to make you look like an asshole.

I don’t even know how my brother has friends - he’s a dipshit!

by Erudess_Memes123 April 11, 2022

brotherhood of zippers

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

A: Brotherhood of zippers
B: I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me
I am one with the zipper and the zipper is one with me

by A guy who like kaif April 29, 2022

brotherless

1. someone that simply has no brother
2. someone that has a dead brother(and probably needs therapy)

A. person 1: i have no brother

person 2: cool, i'm brotherless too
B. person 1: lmao ur brotherless, haha ur brother died

person 2: *sobs in a corner*

by an unkn0wn p3rs0n May 15, 2022

Brother

Siblings by chance, lover's by choice.

Girl 1: who is that guy that Angelina Jolie is making out with?
Girl 2: oh, that's just her brother

by Djmaxipad May 21, 2022

brother's car

freakiest thing someone could do

Dylan: name and occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: name dumbass!
ShengXian: smoker bitch
Dylan: occupation
ShengXian: smoker
Dylan: what is the freakiest thing you've ever done?
ShengXian: brother's car

by SMARTMOE May 28, 2022