Session Beer

A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.

Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?

by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018

Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025

Ginger beer

nice drink that make a your throat hurt a bit sometimes

1: It burns! Stop it! Ah! It burns!
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.

by polygloid December 27, 2021

k, beers on me

some weird old guy saying it idfk

'k, beers on me'

by URLOCALFLOP January 13, 2023

Beer

The greatest drink ever. People love drinking it this includes Boner Alert and many others. Dont get addicted to it because then bad things will happen

MMmmm Beer is good. I wanna rock an roll now.

by op man July 15, 2018

Gurkha Beer

Yak’s piss

“This Gurkha beer tastes like yak’s piss!”. “It IS yak’s piss...”

by Phalanxis January 21, 2020

Cleaning Beer

A beer that you drink when cleaning

I will clean the kitchen but first let me grab a cleaning beer.

by Greatgreencabbage November 9, 2018