Asshole Sneeze

When someone fingers your asshole with pepper and you and your body retaliate by ejecting a liquid sneeze from said anus
“Yo stop fingering I got an asshole sneeze coming
by Drobinson17 March 26, 2022
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Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.
1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.
by danasp_42 May 12, 2021
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scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.
Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.
by bear shaver July 13, 2021
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galaxy asshole

That dude totally has a galaxy asshole
by Hippiepowers January 19, 2023
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ASSHOLE TEASING

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.
Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 04, 2021
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Joe Biden's asshole cigars

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars
by merdeur merdesse March 09, 2024
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