Hym "It's the 'you're assholes.' Anyone who let's you trick them into believing that YOU believe that the value of THEIR LIFE is ANYTHING OTHER THAN 'Less...' is a retard. Because it will ALWAYS be less. Less than your wife. Less than your kid. Less than the fat-cock you fuck behind your boyfriends back. ALWAYS."
by Hym Iam March 06, 2024
The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.
I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.
by Nerdymama August 08, 2015
sexy asshole dick small or big idk
by aunusedhandle May 03, 2022
by Tini 7219 September 16, 2023
"Asshole reading, or Asshole Readings" though it may sound unconventional, is a form of psychic reading that has gained recognition within certain circles of the psychic community. In this practice, the psychic focuses on interpreting the wrinkles and features present in the private area of the client.
Usage:
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
"I can't believe asshole reading is an actual thing now. People are getting their private areas examined by psychics for insights into their lives."
"Urban Dictionary has a definition for asshole reading? That's wild!"
"I'm not sure if I believe in asshole reading, but it's definitely an interesting concept."
by UnknownPersonell February 07, 2024
Somebody who keeps asking you, " is that a PRIME NUMBER?
Where EVER that ASSHOLE moves that ASSHOLE STICKS with them.
An ASSHOLE that deserves a SLING TRAIN of at least FIVE.
Where EVER that ASSHOLE moves that ASSHOLE STICKS with them.
An ASSHOLE that deserves a SLING TRAIN of at least FIVE.
You are such a PRIME ASSHOLE as being so PERFECT PRIME as it never adds up that it still be a PRIME NUMBER so stop asking , " is that PRIME"?
Obviously that PRIME ASSHOLE has moved and of course their PRIME ASSHOLE goes with them.
Next time you get on that SLING the PRIME ASSHOLE is going to get trained
Obviously that PRIME ASSHOLE has moved and of course their PRIME ASSHOLE goes with them.
Next time you get on that SLING the PRIME ASSHOLE is going to get trained
by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021
That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.
Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."
Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."
Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
by McDoodles October 27, 2014