bag of hammered assholes

Used to describe when someone is ugly, or looking significantly worse than their normal appearance. Someone looking a lot rougher than they usually do.
Did you see that girl walk into class late? Ya, she looked like a bag of hammered assholes.

Bro, how late did you stay up last night? You look like a bag of hammered assholes.
by Mumbls December 3, 2024
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Derpy asshole

a derpy asshole is a person who trolls people and is an asshole
by qzfyerh56f August 8, 2016
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Asshole

Asshole: Trump should have won instead of Biden
by Lovergrl12345 July 13, 2021
mugGet the Assholemug.

Procrasto Asshole

See also Fucktard, Stun Cunt, Loser.

Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.

The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.

In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"

Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
by Hashtag Approval Dumpling December 14, 2024
mugGet the Procrasto Assholemug.

Asshole

Asshole is an idiot
by eniamzaj August 29, 2018
mugGet the Assholemug.

Busted in half asshole

Some one that resembels that of an asshole, thats busted in half
Tim- Jez you look like a busted in half asshole today
by Miss hawker December 1, 2016
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