Apple miracle

A highly improbable or extraordinary event, development, or accomplishment that involves an Apple product
I accidentally threw my iPhone into the pool. Luckily when I got it out it nothing was damaged. It was an Apple miracle!
by xroger6769 August 16, 2012
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Jewish Apple

A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
by .TheEel January 31, 2020
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Rabid Apple

"Apple Cider and Gin"
On new years day i had some gin left and nothing to mix it with. I had coke and mountain dew, both would be disgusting and then i remembered i had sparkling cider. I mixed 2 shots of New Amsterdam gin and a healthy helping of cider and ice and that was the birth of the Rabid Apple. It is so crisp and refreshing and I hope you enjoy.
"Dem rabid apples got me drippin swaggu."

"me and my homie got tipsy off some rabid apples last night."

"After a long day at work this rabid apple is about to set me off right."
by Ricdiculus January 02, 2012
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little green apples

1. A math term used to describe small spherical objects

2. Tiny green fruits
3. Can be used in a phrase to describe happiness
Doesn't that just frost your little green apples
by The Real Ninja Cat Pickle October 24, 2017
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Love Apple

Love Apple is an obsessed little fucking bitch who will cling onto anybody she easily gets attached with.
glitchy: "hey guys im glitchy"
love apple: "OMG HI GLITCHY PLEASE SIGN MY BOW!!!!!!!!!!"
by unubun October 25, 2024
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Dutch Apple

To fart in someone's face while they're teabagging you.
He's such a nasty guy. He actually Dutch appled me while I was going down on him!
by Gdawg15 June 27, 2015
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