Alex

his brain and penis are the same size , small as hell.

alex: what’s up dawg?

dawg: your peens lookin smaller than ever

by wtf is up kyle October 13, 2019

Alex Schwan

A rich kid that throws money at people and dated a girl 11 times

Dude did you see Alex Schwan he was throwing money at people

by HeyDudetteeeee October 14, 2019

Alex

Alex is the cutest boy you will ever meet, even though he seems like a bitch sometimes once you sit down and talk with him you’ll understand him better. He’s the kind of person who always raises their hand in math class and never likes to work by himself. If your close to an Alex keep him close and never let go

Alex is the best boyfriend anyone could ever wish for.

by Rebecca872 October 15, 2019

alex

He is the biggest asshole u will ever meet and he is really gay not many ppl like him he a jackass and calls other ppl man names

Hey look there that gay kid
His name must be Alex

by Fuckuconus December 14, 2017

alex milburn

A guy who is really chilled. People often thinks he is really baked, but it's just his personality. Lovely and really funny.
Probably has a huge penis, every girl would like to smash.

Girl: OMG! He's so HOT!
Boy: Yah That's Alex Milburn....

by LovelyCunt2622 December 27, 2017

Alex Jackson

Alex Jackson is a badass that feeds on the souls of others. He is a demon from way back to 670 B.C . He is from Japan and he is the inspiration for genji (Overwatch)

“Hey John, ever heard of Alex Jackson? “
“No”
“Me neither”

by Jax7 Jax7 Jax7 December 28, 2017

Alex

An Alex is someone that seems too stupid to manipulate anyone yet uses girls and friends until he gets bored. Will say anything to get what he wants (usually sex) and is overall a first class disappointment. Has no emotional intelligence due to the fact he was never loved as a child.

“Had sex with an Alex last night... he finished first and then left...”

by Nixonsdick May 1, 2018