A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.
by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023
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A derogatory term used to address a person who isn’t worth shit. The hole in which shit comes out of, thus not even shit wants to be associated with it. The hole in which the filth of society is born from.
1.) My son can't do shit right, he's an asshole.
2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.
3.) What's wrong with you asshole!
4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?
Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.
Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!
Lucy: ...
2.) Don't raise your voice at me asshole.
3.) What's wrong with you asshole!
4.) Jack: Honey, I'm home! Where's supper?
Lucy: Sorry I didn't think you'd be home so soon! Let me start fixing it for you.
Jack: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?! ARE YOU STUPID!?! YOU KNOW I WORKED ALL DAY AND I AM STARVING!! YOU ARE SUCH A STUPID ASSHOLE!
Lucy: ...
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Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.
The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.
In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
Procrasto Asshole: A procrastinating asshole who ALWAYS is late, always has a very handy excuse, and never takes responsbility for FUCK ALL. They never have any money, ALWAYS a Moocher, can't be trusted with anything, especially the Truth.
The only consistant thing about these losers is, you can expect a fuck up when they're around. It's like they're the Mayor of Loserville and the town follows them around.
In short, a Prograsto Asshole is a loser you always need to stay away from, because it you don't, it gets stressful, costly and exasperating.
"Hey Joe, you Procrasto Asshole! You fucking left the doors open again and we got robbed! All our stuff's gone!!!"
Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
Joe: "It's not my fault people rob places..."
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