where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🥶🥵
by jaarod April 07, 2019
my motherfucking donkey dick sucking hentai watching bitch is watching hentai and furry porn while smoking crack cocaine again
by slippygf111 July 23, 2024
Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.
Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."
by Lee da Bee December 16, 2015
In Texas Hold 'em donkeys full is when you make a full house while holding Jack 2. Instead of a full house its a full barn, donkeys full of ducks.
by JD123321 March 20, 2009
The act of inserting a funnel into a female/males rectum and defecating through the funnel and the other person shits it out
Male #1: I met this girl at the truck stop and she gave me the best reverse donkey shitter I’ve ever had.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.
Male #1: Right on, yolo.
by Wubbalubadubdub1998 April 27, 2018
My bro and I were fucking this girl in doggy style and she was nothing but a donkey joint. We have never seen a woman that hairy!
by STEELERS4DK April 22, 2024
A member of a rowdy group of adolescents in the San Francisco Bay Area who enjoy boozing at graduation parties and family events despite not having any relation to the owners of the home.
Son: Ah shit dad did you invite those liquor donkey boys.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.
Dad: nope but we gotta hide the hard shit now.
by Yungchiefswag July 29, 2017