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Wet Table Felt

Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.

The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.
"My balls itched, so I gave her the wet table felt!"
by Kile Hanzens May 7, 2021
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Diner Wet Wipe

When you clean your hands at a restaurant by rubbing the condensation off of your glass and then wiping your hands clean with a napkin. This maneuver is most commonly used at diners where the bathroom is so filthy that using the sink leaves you less sanitary than when you walked in.
"Hey man, do you need to wash your hands before we leave? You had a lot of those wings"

"Nah, that bathroom looks like the inside of a silver back gorilla's anus, I'll just use the Diner Wet Wipe"
by SultanofFez January 7, 2019
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Wet spring roll

A spectacle at any Asian Bukakke.

Similar to that of a “soggy sao”, when the time is right one gentlemen is nominated as the “spring roll” and the remaining male participants (shemales included) finish their load on the nominated’s Johnson.
How was Chang’s fuck fest?

Ooh Wang Wang got wet spring roll!!

Ooooohhh hehehehehe أ‿أ (^v^)
by Focusiodine October 6, 2019
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Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.
“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”
by Daddy169 March 8, 2018
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wet child chimney

I just need to get up in some wet child chimney right now man
by Fragola September 15, 2018
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Double decker wet

When a male is having intercourse with a female then the male sticks his penis into the vagina whilst his tong is also in the females vagina
Karen:Put that double decker wet in my pussy

Bob: anything for you ahhhh
by 123456789qhhhhhhhheyxbsu May 20, 2021
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slippery when wet

A phrase used whenever a good burn happens, usually used for sexual innuendos.
Steve: Today I ate Megan's peperoni roll.
Scott: Haha, slippery when wet dawg.
by bmwyeahyeahyeah August 23, 2007
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