Boner-bod

When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner

Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"

Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"

Boner-bod

by thewildeone August 11, 2016

Vaginal boner

when a girls clitoris gets so hard it's almost like a boner.

This girl sat down with her legs spread open, we could totally see her vaginal boner

by Dicksupmyass6969 October 12, 2015

boner bungiee

<1>: When you hide your erect penis by pointing it upwards with the waistband of your boxers.

dude...i saw a hot girl and i had to boner bungiee through town.

by Kuzuraki June 6, 2016

Jam boner

When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.

Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.

by Fillcolons October 4, 2018

Mind Boner

To have a great idea.

I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!

by TooHardtoHandle January 12, 2015

Girl Boner

When ellie sees caidie

ellie: omg is that caidie?
amy: yeah it is isn’t she well clapped
ellie: no i just got the biggest girl boner

by ripwrn May 10, 2022

hype boner

When you get so much hype you pop a boner.

Omg bro! That new Star Wars trailer gave me a hype boner!

by Bananasalady December 15, 2015