Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.
Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.
by Unicornxcannibal February 18, 2011
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I call slaps

A term used when you wish to protect your seat by slapping it before you leave. This means you will have your spot when you return
"Nobody take my spot, I call slaps on this seat"
by Anon1738626 December 31, 2016
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virtual bitch slap

Any form of damage or disparagement, which can be done without the need for proximity, directed to another person who has been labeled a bitch.
"The little troll spamming the comment section of my post needs a virtual bitch slap"
by b1tchcakes December 14, 2016
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vocabularical bitch slap

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.
Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.
by novalush December 18, 2009
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Dirty dick slap

When a male hasn't washed there dick in over a week, then during sex slaps their partner across the face with it.
Josie said to me “Daniel dirty dick slapped me last night”
by Coco4dayz July 26, 2016
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Cincinatti cat slap

Where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex.
I gave J-eff O-sborn's mom the biggest Cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week.
by Thomas Crenshaw August 19, 2010
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Bitch booty slap

A bitch booty slap is a person who loves to eat tree bark. They also like exploring random people’s houses. They also smoke beans.
One day I was walking along the streets and I saw a bitch booty slap eating raw chicken toenails.
by GwenTheHen June 05, 2020
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