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The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.
Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'
by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025
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silly tree stump

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'
by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025
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Treeing

At its most basic sense, to "tree" is the action of spending prolonged periods of time in a single spot. With this, the goal is often to adopt the lifestyle/lifecycle of a tree, which just consists of sitting in one spot its whole life and dying. Why, this term is quite subjective, as spots can range from someone living in the same city their whole life to being penned in one small room for days on end.
Man 1: "Come one, Jimmy, why won't you join us?"

Man 2: "I think Jimmy is highly depressed; he hasn't even left his house in weeks, let alone engaged in social interactions."

Jimmy: "I'm not depressed, I'm just treeing."

(little do they know, Treeing is often a sign of either a sense of fulfillment and lifelong satisfaction or deep sorrow and lack of motivation)
by Jamaican-me dinner? February 15, 2025
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Chhet-tree

Originated from the depths of Nepal, Chhet-tree is used to describe a massive dick, the size of a tree trunk.
I was fucking this nepali boy last night, you should've seen the size of his Chhet-tree
by RijalStudio February 18, 2025
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The Oldest Book in The Tree

By Throbert Buster

Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.
by Ignacio DriverbeerLluchalatore February 19, 2025
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Blue Tree

To destroy or get rid of a masterpiece because you want to make a quick buck, even if you already were.

Originating from what happened to Blue Tree Phuket water park in Thailand.
Never Blue Tree yourself. Think of your fans and friends and recognize your own legacy.
by Trashmenger February 23, 2025
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Climbing a tree

Sex with a tall girl
Climbing a tree: Vro I’m boutta climb a tree tonight
by Draxs pseudonym June 1, 2024
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