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Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
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Tree

A person who is very straight. They like soaking up water through their roots. They steal your sunlight. And the hate tree huggers because tree hugger are gay and the are straight. If you meet a tree you have to make a cringy tree pun and if you don t they will drop kick you in the left elbow
Yo you’re such a tree imma slap you
by Bendagay June 8, 2019
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Palm Tree

Very tall object and/or person; Because palm tree can be very tall in real life.
1. He is such a palm tree.
2. Ask your palm tree friend to help you grab the object on the upper shelf.
by sharerainbows March 15, 2023
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Fool-Dal-Tree

This shit fool-dal-tree
That’s fool-dal-tree
Wow that’s a lot of fool-dal-tree stuff
by Whdnfuene December 13, 2018
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Tree style

Having sex in a tree with leaves attached to you using the sap of the tree to attach it to your body meanwhile you are covered in camoflauge paint
Look at those wild humans enjoying tree style
by Roadrunner July 7, 2016
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grump tree

Look at that tree that hands over, it looks like a grump tree.
by Dkemp42 February 28, 2022
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