Midget Toe Syndrome
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to
sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
MTS or Dwarf foot as it has commonly been referred to is a rare condition that affects the four didgets to the side of the main Toe in particular and can lead to
sufferers being bullied and frowned upon when having to reveal their feet in situations where they would normally have bare feet.Sufferers can be recognised on the beech wearing thick fishing socks or socks with different coloured toe caps to give the illusion of length to the stunted
Toe area and in some cases they will have Tatoos aplied to the normalish big toe to discourage onlookers from observing the smaller and more insignificant toes.Excuses as to why they have the disease (most sufferers are in denial) include "I have wide feet" or I'm small and stood on Tip Toe too much" are
commonly used to avert the stigma attatched to the disease which originated in Hungary and is known as Kitchy Lob (Translate): tiny Foot.Please copy and paste this to your profile if you have ever come across a poor unfortunate suffering from this particularly embarrasing disorder.
by chipthechap July 8, 2010
Get the Midget Toe Syndromemug. Guy 1:Dude I gave my girl the toe slipper!
Guy2:eww why?
Guy1:she has a foot fetish
Guy2:*slowly backs away*
Guy2:eww why?
Guy1:she has a foot fetish
Guy2:*slowly backs away*
by Toe slipper June 15, 2018
Get the Toe slippermug. Draco Malfoy is a fried toe, stop simping for him. I know you simp for him I can see it through your eyes.
A boy with fried hair that looks like an old man and a fried toe.
“Who’s your crush?”
“Draco Malfoy”
“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
“Who’s your crush?”
“Draco Malfoy”
“He looks like a fucking fried toe what is wrong with you he’s so ugly,”
by lucy the chipmunks December 26, 2020
Get the A Fried Toemug. “Lube them toes” is where a man puts anal lubricant on his toe and ever so gently shoves it up girls ass.
Tom: Hey did you hear what happened last night
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂
Jeff: No what happened
Tom: Your girlfriend lube them toes, man you know what I’m saying
Jeff:mother beep* you stupid b****!!!!!!
HAPPILY EVER AFTER, for Tom anyway😂
by Demigodpridex September 27, 2018
Get the Lube them toesmug. An expression signifying that one is especially proud of a batch of food that they have prepared.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
A metaphor, likely originating from the fact that the foot is thought of as dirty, and dirt may equal seasoning, and the toe was used to add this extra "seasoning" to food. Nobody, of course, literally put their toe into a batch of food; this expression is purely metaphorical to my knowledge.
Grandson: "Grandmama, this mac 'n cheese taste good."
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
Grandma: "Mhm, I stirred it with my big toe!"
Grandson: "Huh?"
by nicktunes07 September 8, 2025
Get the Stirred it With My Big Toemug. by Coolkid_faZe_mayah October 3, 2020
Get the Toes exposemug. Toe munchers love to nibble on toes, like nibbling on those last bits of crumbs in the munchie bag, they’re described as wearing glasses, crusty shoes/ slippers. Loves anime, size of a midget- 4’11-5’3
Steve Harvey - hey nay-nay ( Naomi )
Naomi- wsp
Steve harvey- you sound like a toe muncher
Naomi- nah man I ain’t no toe muncher you is tho
Steve harvey- that’s not me but do you know what a toe muncher is
Naomi- yea duh
Steve harvey- no you don’t if you don’t know you fit the description
Naomi- wsp
Steve harvey- you sound like a toe muncher
Naomi- nah man I ain’t no toe muncher you is tho
Steve harvey- that’s not me but do you know what a toe muncher is
Naomi- yea duh
Steve harvey- no you don’t if you don’t know you fit the description
by Toe gobbler May 9, 2023
Get the Toe munchermug.