tit head

a total loser that has no control over anything

"that tony blair's a real tit head"

by stuart duncan March 25, 2005

sceptor tits

a woman who's looks are lacking in every catagory except her breasts. similar to a butter face. usually is a result of plastic surgery. no brown bag on earth can solve this problem.

before her boob job, everything about shantel's looks were nasty. now that she is done with her surgery, everything still looks pretty bad except for her tits. Therefore she is an example of sceptor tits.

by ben w. June 17, 2006

Tits as Fuck

When something is beyond amazing, and is super awesome, its tits as fuck.

Your girlfriend gave you a Bla-J-J? Dude that's tits as fuck!

by Newhorse December 27, 2011

Tater Tits

When you spill tater tots on your tits.

Caroline: DammitI spilled tater tots on my boobs!
Lizzie: They're tater tits!

by thelizardwizard March 18, 2016

Tit Pop

The female half of mid-nineties 'Brit Pop' music genre

Who was your favourite Tit Pop band? Either Elastica, Sleeper, Garbage, Republica or Echo Belly.

by Chris Butler November 14, 2007

Ghost Tits

A female who goes extremely out of her way to hide her huge boobs. Then comes the day shes wearing something more revealing and you discover the magical truth.

Brian- Herman did you fucking see Jen today?
Herman- Yeah dude in that low cut shirt! I never knew she had such beautiful ghost tits this whole.

by Schermacide October 28, 2013

Tit Mongrel

One with long hair who jews everyone and craves tits like a wild animal.

Hey dumbass stop being such a tit mongrel.

Women aren't all but tits you tit mongrel.

Why do you jew everyone...you slap and hit eveyone all the time you fucking tit mongrel.

Shave your hair you tit mongrel.

by dr.dumbasss January 11, 2008