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bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners
1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"
by ejb723 March 10, 2023
mugGet the bagging bitches at the horse shopmug.

Patrick Horse

Hi Abi
They kicked me in the shin!
I hating getting Patrick Horsed!
by Yosoeneocle November 13, 2021
mugGet the Patrick Horsemug.

Dark horse

An organism you make with you hand when u feel attacked. It is made as you fold you fingers on top of each other one by one. VERY SCARY.
"Your so stupid"
Im sending my dark horse after you.
by GRAAAH March 19, 2024
mugGet the Dark horsemug.

Gutter-horse

When someone lies and you can tell so you call them out.
Person 1: Yo check it out I just won the lottery.
Person 2: Shut your gutter-horse you incompetent fool.
by Memelord420dabdab June 5, 2022
mugGet the Gutter-horsemug.

Horse Racist

Horse Racism is a more common phrase for the sport of horse racing. Much like motorcyclists, horse racers prefer to be known as Horse Racists. Just for the record, a horse race itself is more commonly known as a Whore's Race as it involves racing anything from horses and whores to a horse's whores and everything in between.
"Vic DiBitetto rode a horse named Horse Shit in the local horse race. Then he went on to ride a whore named Whore Shit in the National Whore's Race Championship! Much like a motorcyclist, he brings the Whore's Racism back to all of the Horse Racists!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 8, 2023
mugGet the Horse Racistmug.

dick horse

An elevated form of dickhead, meant to mean a stubborn and unreasonable asshole, idiot, or douchebag.
Stop being such a dick horse, Liam!
by Boffo1 February 14, 2023
mugGet the dick horsemug.

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.
For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.
by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018
mugGet the Saddling a dead horsemug.

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