Dick Brick

An action, intentional or not, that restricts someone from getting some. Often times this is motivated by feelings of jealousy and competitiveness.

A dick brick is an individual who engages in such actions.

I was so close to getting some, but Holland wouldn’t leave. She’s such a dick brick.

by Pegretscravis April 25, 2019

Dick Brick

When it’s so fucking cold outside

Yo it’s dick brick today.

by andy_get_gotted January 29, 2019

dick abusers

Military Slang meaning ones hand

The drill sergeant yelled at the recruits for having their "dick abusers" in their pants pocket.

by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012

dicking the salsa

In colloquial speech, the phrase "dicking the salsa" would be used in reference to an event, object, or person that kills the mood, or "harshes the buzz" of one or more people.

Greg: Did you see that video of that bus of puppies falling into a lake?

Sam: Dude, stuff like that is really dicking the salsa.

by boolat June 10, 2018

donair dick

when a girl has a spicy donair and sucks u dry, however your dick stings from the residue.

Hugh had major donair dick from Longer.

by TheOG Jeff January 30, 2018

Goldilocks dick

A dick that is not too big, not too small, it is juuuuust riiiiiight.

I pulled down his pants and saw he has a Goldilocks dick!

by Goldilockz June 22, 2016

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015