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Goldilocks dick
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A dick
that is not
too big
, not too
small
, it is juuuuust riiiiiight.
I
pulled
down his pants and
saw
he has a
Goldilocks
dick!
Goldilocks dick
by
Goldilockz
June 22, 2016
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