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Pattern Posting

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticeable.
Instagram: thepatternposter
Pattern posting: the act of diligently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on Instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo. If you do this you are considered a Pattern Poster

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.
by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019
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What happens when your boyfriend cooks you a meal so good your panties hit the floor
The spaghetti a la carbonara was of such high quality she could not be blamed for the post mastication underwear migration.
by chick wowchich wow March 24, 2017
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STOP POSTING

Used when you want somebody to stop posting something.
'STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!'
by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022
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Post Prang Depression

Used after having a car crash.
He must have a (ppd) Post Prang Depression after hitting that tree last night.
by 24Ugnada October 23, 2008
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Post-ritual depression

The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual

Also know as post-papa depression.
Man, the post-ritual depression is hitting me hard. I have absolutely no motivation to do anything.
by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025
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Post-Arnav-Glow

The unmistakable radiant aura a person (usually male) carries after being thoroughly loved: mind, body, and soul, by a guy named Arnav.
It involves at least 7 mind-blowing orgasms, emotional transcendence, and a kind of afterglow that makes you walk like a goddess, giggle mid-texts, and say things like “I saw god... and he spells his name A-R-N-A-V." (And you don't even believe in God)
The Post-Arnav Glow has you walking out like you’ve been blessed, baptized, and reborn

Symptoms include:

1.Hair shinier than a shampoo ad

2 Skin glowing like you’ve just done 10 steps of Korean skincare

3. Inability to stop smiling and staring at him

4.That smug, sexy smile that says, “Yeah, he’s mine

5. Hydrating like your life depends on it (because it does)

Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s the Post-Arnav Glow. Man’s a religion
Why’s she glowing like she just got back from heaven?”
“Girl, that’s Post-Arnav-Glow—man’s a religion.”
by Bunsbish May 22, 2025
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Post zip drip

After a man pees and puts his penis away the sneaky drip that then leaves wet marks. No matter how many times you shake the last drips of pee before you put your penis away the drips still happen.
Matlock: Elton what happened? Did you pee your pants?

Elton: No. I had a bad case of post zip drip.
by highyieldjoe July 10, 2023
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