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post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.
“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”
by thesportsgut1736 December 19, 2021
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Post-Written Empathy

When a writer publishes a book/series and actually interprets the book like a reader while they were proof-reading and ends up empathizing with their own characters. Getting invested in their own story.
Person 1: I just finished proof reading my novel
Person 2: Ooh cool! Found any errors?
Person 1: I was too distracted, I ended up skipping over the errors because I got invested in the plot.
Person 2: But wait, didn’t you write the plot?
Person 1: exactly!!
Person 2: wow, so you got Post-Written Empathy the whole time?
Person 1: YES, WHY AM I INVESTED?? ITS MY OWN STORY
by bxndaid November 3, 2023
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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024
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Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.
Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.
by haqlberry July 11, 2022
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Post

Someone who is being lame or boring. They are just present but not active in the situation.
"He's so post, especially in bed."
by PonyHoes February 18, 2017
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nugget posting

sending brainrot or nugget videos/gifs

also associated with gedagedigedageda o
"Stop nugget posting idiot"
"No brainrot posting allowed"
by gedagedigedagedao February 9, 2024
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post-censored

When comments or wall posts left on a friend's Facebook profile, posts, or pictures are later deleted, either 1) by the owner of the profile or 2) by the person who originated the post.

1) Occurs most frequently when comments are unflattering or incriminating. Also can be necessary to delete over posts left by the person you're casually banging, in attempt to lay claim on your or salt your game.

2) Often required after drunkbooking
1) "Dude-- don't write on my wall about getting wasted with me before work! Glad I post-censored you before my boss saw it!"

2) "I can't believe I wrote 'I love you' on my exes wall and commented on like 15 pictures.... I hope I post-censored before he woke up this morning!"
by sweetsarahbelle March 2, 2011
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