Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.

by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011

Cincinatti cat slap

Where you slap a womans vagina after after rough sex.

I gave J-eff O-sborn's mom the biggest Cincinatti cat slap she had a bruise for a week.

by Thomas Crenshaw August 19, 2010

I call slaps

A term used when you wish to protect your seat by slapping it before you leave. This means you will have your spot when you return

"Nobody take my spot, I call slaps on this seat"

by Anon1738626 December 30, 2016

have a slap on the pokies

To have a bet on the pokies

"Bill are you going to have a slap on the pokies"

by Dylan_Alien666 October 12, 2017

vocabularical bitch slap

When someone uses a needlessly complicated or esoteric word when a simpler word or expression would suffice.
A common occurence amongst neophyte academics who wish to impress peers.

Why did you say "lacuna" to just say that he had a "break" or "opening" in his schedule? That was a needless vocabularical bitch slap.

by novalush December 18, 2009

slap a bitch day

on december 22nd it is slap a bitch day,a day where you can slap all the bitches that you don't like

slap a bitch day? yes please

by karenhater November 10, 2020

virtual bitch slap

Any form of damage or disparagement, which can be done without the need for proximity, directed to another person who has been labeled a bitch.

"The little troll spamming the comment section of my post needs a virtual bitch slap"

by b1tchcakes December 14, 2016