Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018

Boston toe

When a guy wear tight pants. Instead of camel toe. He has Boston toe.

Dang Steve your pants are so tight your Boston toe is showing

by Tammy.k July 15, 2021

Stubbing your toe

One of the deadliest situations known to anyone.

I hope you start Stubbing your toe, Jimmy.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021

butt camel toe

When ur pants ride up your ass.
Butt butttoe camel toe

Damn bro , u see that butt camel toe walk by?

by Obsolete Echo January 1, 2018

toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us

Toe religion is good

by Hello123toes April 27, 2024

Elephant Toe

Much like a "Camel Toe" except specific to an older woman.

Hey Kim, check out that old lady's elephant toe.

by AngelaKMS April 30, 2022