Shit daggers

The feeling you get when you are holding in a poo for too long.

Can you cover the counter, I've had the Shit daggers for the last twenty minutes!

by Cpiddy7 March 4, 2021

shit-muffler

a device or appliance yet to be invented to 'muffle' the sound of your shit hitting the water and/or associated/simultaneous farting.

"i could have used a shit-muffler this morning, that curry and 10 beers to wash it down i had last night really made things awkward at the handbasins as the airport toilets were bustling"

by chrisee t August 8, 2012

tantric shit

A long nurtured poo to deliver a deep meaningful connection between man/woman and their faecal friend.

My tantric shit left me in a state of sensual connection with my evacuation. The release made me see stars and hear the voices of angels.

by New Hats McHatter September 1, 2017

Shit Silencer

A strip of toilet paper (usually doubled up - 4 squares folded over to make 2 thick squares) which is laid over the water at the bottom of the toilet bowl. This way, if your toilet is in close proximity to other people or your house is quiet when you're taking a shit and don't want people to hear the splash of your logs hitting the water, the shit silencer cures this issue!

Person 1: Man I took a massive shit last night
Person 2: That must have woken your family up
Person 1: Nah, I used a shit silencer!
Person 2: Ah good job

by saucehair April 22, 2011

Tub Shitting

A generalized reference to the use of one’s laundry tub as a toilet, usually the result of an urgent situation preventing one from making it to the toilet or the unfortunate result of having an unusable toilet. Taking a tub shit often occurs when one has limited time to defecate, such as when playing Warcraft and being given a short AFK.

Me: Where's Kirky? We need to pull.
You: He had to go. Don't worry, he's Tub Shitting so he will BB soon.

by Britana633 October 3, 2012

Shit pantsed

When a person becomes so intoxicated that they excrete stool in their own pants. All though this is extremely hard to do, there have been several recorded events in which this has occured

You: Dude, what smells like shit?
Me: Katie, she is so shit pantsed right now man!!!
You: hell yeah!!!

by 1Girl2Pants November 16, 2009

shit nutts

it's what you get from anal sex with a chick who needs to take a dump!!

i was fuckin this chick in the poo shute,and she gave me,shit nutts!

by Quiggley sinner February 7, 2009