Spicy Penis

A penis that tastes spicy, can also be seasoned with various spices.

Damn! That girl really liked my spicy penis!

by Prendy March 5, 2010

penis spit

penis spit is like CUM its when a guy ejaculates and wet white stuff comes out, just like spit.

"omg that guy just got penis spit in your hair... ewww"

by TYLER_LYNCH February 7, 2009

Penis God

A. A penis so large, no man or woman could understand the power of the penis AKA Dave.

"That cock was huge last night, it ripped my shit to shreads. Dave is definetly a Penis God."

by Daves Friend From Last Night November 14, 2009

penis conduction

Something that usually happens in shop class.
Penis Conduction is like initiation or a dare, when you make an electrical circut using batteries and wires and complete the circuit using your penis. THis usually ends in what people like to call a feeling that feels like getting head, although this is unaccurate.

Mike: "Ok Jerry, put your dick in it."
Jerry: AHAAAA!!!!!

by Spade713 June 11, 2005

penis points

When a guy gets special treatment because he's of the male gender.

Ugh, why does my teacher give penis points?

by apple107s August 30, 2016

penis puddle

The trickle of semen following ejaculation (often by several minutes), which can be unexpected and make an unplanned mess.

"I felt something cold, then checked and, lo and behold, my underwear had fallen victim to penis puddle."
"Crap, penis puddle. I gotta change underwears before it dries and I gotta peel the damn thing off"

by ColdFusion December 21, 2004

Penie Tip

The very tip of the penis. Usually very slender at the tip. Almost comes to a point. You may be inclined to write with it.

Ernie, please stop poking me with your penie tip. It is making me bleed.

by Intelligent Frog April 10, 2010