Also known as a “affidavit,” this is used when someone calls the police on their child’s mother, but then decides they don’t want her to be arrested, because then he would have to take care of the kid.
by 3works4me August 12, 2024
Get the f Davidmug. David is a peculiar man with abilities similar to a chimpanzee with massive jumping abilities and strength not physically capable to a man. He also posses smarts comparable to a early einstein. With all of these godlike skill he still manages to be a humble man and mogs the fuck outta everyone.
Kingston: Yo David I didn't know we had gym together
David: Yea yk it's chill like there isn't any worry
Kingston: Bro David I didn't know you were so sigma
David: Nah you are way better then me''Walks Away''
KIngston:''Whispers'' David is a sigma
David: ''Mogs'' these rhino pills make me feel like a sigma
David: Yea yk it's chill like there isn't any worry
Kingston: Bro David I didn't know you were so sigma
David: Nah you are way better then me''Walks Away''
KIngston:''Whispers'' David is a sigma
David: ''Mogs'' these rhino pills make me feel like a sigma
by CraZYDuck26 February 3, 2025
Get the David is a Sigmamug. David is…
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
Let’s say a very special person. He has a huge heart, generous nature and loves to crank the volume on his stereo while watching homeless women masturbate.
He also hangs around with guys named Ricky. Fuck you Ricky!
by Poopsie68 July 25, 2025
Get the Davidmug. Alan David is one of the most amazing guys that you will ever meet, guaranteed. He is sweet, gentle, kind, strong, sensitive, and caring. He always puts everyone before himself and he never gets mad at people. Everything that he says is something that he means. You should always trust him. If you ever get a chance to meet a Alan David, be careful of what you say and do around him, and don't ever let him go. You may never get him back.
by ADR1702 November 23, 2021
Get the Alan Davidmug. by It’s me David September 11, 2021
Get the David Branniganmug. 
David is a type of guy who is always positive but at sometimes he could go a bit too far with his jokes. And he does as much school work like jerking of his pp
Guy: Hello David!
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
David: Hello Annonymous!
Guy: What have you been up too?
David: Nothing much but hey!
Guy: What?
David: Look at this meme that I just love and wasted all my worthful time on finding!
Guy: Alright!
David: Here! *shows an absolute joke that got too far*
David: It's really funny!
Guy: Yeah....
by HelloImHereToday September 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug.