Headline Douche

A person who barges in to a conversation and insists that they learned of a major headline before you did.

Jeremy: "Hey did you hear that Ted Kennedy died?"
Liz: "Yes I did. That's very sad."
Rosie: "Yeah, he died last night, that's old news."
Liz: "You are such a headline douche!"

by Mr. Awesome Taint August 26, 2009

Douche Shirt

A shirt containing douche font.

Geo: "Did you see Jason's shirt?"
Joe "Yeah it was a douche shirt, tons of douche font on it"

by Walrus I Am January 9, 2010

Douche Bagelow

when a bro screws you over for something stupid

(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!

by coolrockindaddy May 18, 2009

Momma Douche

your mother, my mother, any woman who is a mother and being a douche or having a douchey attitude.

they always say ur name like; " AaaannnnNNNNnnnAAAAAA"

"yo momma douche wont watch the baby tonight so i cant go out."

by AnnA Ne November 2, 2010

douche bag

following douche snackpack and douche pocket in the catalogue of douches; a douche bag is a person who is a significant douche of relatively average size, smaller than a douche duffel, yet bigger than a douche pocket

so, i was walking along right, just mindin' my own business, and then this douche bag comes outta nowhere, and gets all up in my grill with his ample junk'n shit

by Bean6969 March 13, 2008

douche turtle

1. A rare breed of turtle that breeds in Australia, Canada, and Iran.

2. A stupid fangirl

3. A song by " My Trans Alaskan Railroad of Siberian Tragedies in modern cities across the globe" Full song title : Make Love to Me Hard and Fast (Douche Turtle)

Johnny, go feed your douche turtle!

God slut, stop being such a douche turtle

I totally rocked out to douche turtle all night.

by Stunna Shades INC January 20, 2008

douche bag

Of, or acting as a tool. Someone who is always acting very immature.

Chris C from Michigan is a douche bag.

by JeremyJ December 23, 2007