Rusty fluff

Fluffing a male porn star to full erection after he has performed anal sex in a previous scene.

I won't give you a rusty fluff, you're gonna have to wipe, first.

by anonymous May 12, 2023

rusty mandolin

Similar to the Rusty Trombone but , in this case a woman is getting her ass eaten from behind while the eater reaches around and fondles her “mandolin”

Chad why your breath smell like ass?
Bruh I gave this chick a rusty mandolin last night, she needed to wash that ass!

by Dick Fitzwell70 July 21, 2022

Rusty Shovel

Let someone shit all over your dick then Shovel the shit into the bitch's mouth.

Melissa immediately regretted allowing Derek to give her a Rusty Shovel.

by Mimi420 August 29, 2021

Rusty trampoline

The act of lying about sitting your pants

No i did not crap myself. It was a rusty trampoline.

by Psychic ramone November 14, 2020

Rusty Washington

The act of inserting a dollar bill into the anus of a suspecting or unsuspecting companion. The bill must not be rolled, but rather flattened against the ass and propelled by a pointed index finger (or middle for more depth), making the sides of the dollar stick out like a shuttlecock (badminton).

Rusty Jefferson, Lincoln, Hamilton, Jackson, Grant and Franklin are also acceptable terms.

Destiny wouldn't shut up about the alimony money, so I gave that ho 5 rusty franklins, 2 rusty jacksons and finished strong with a rusty washington.

by JoeStrato March 9, 2018

rusty firehose

Describes a person with uncontrollable, watery diarrhea, or the act itself. Anyone so privileged as to view the output would note that it resembles nothing so much as the expulsion of a rusty firehose.

I stayed home from work because of the stomach flu and had a garbage plate for lunch. I spent the next three hours on the throne doing my impression of a rusty firehose.

by wellwhoopdedooo February 10, 2009

rusty rex

A sexual behavior where one is dressed in a crown and royal robe, and then while sitting in a large chair receives a large dump from the other person(people) who are dressed as peasants. The point being to cover the "king" in shit. It is common within groups that enjoy power play, such as sjw's, where one dominant group is humiliated by groups deemed lesser.

My hot barista girlfriend and her two lovers gave me a rusty rex last night before the three of them went to the one guy's bedroom. Felt great to relinquish my power to the other men and see my girlfriend having a good time.

by Lou Sasole44 November 11, 2017