pocket rape

not for the faint of heart, this is something you do to a person when they have no pockets on their shirt. you gently walk up to them and slide your hand down their pant pocket, aka pocket rape them. an informal greeting.

Walk up to a friend and slide your hand down their unsuspecting front / rear pockets. great conversation starter. you just pocket raped them.

by pocketraper September 05, 2011

Murphy's Rape

If it can go wrong, not only will it, but it will go so wrong you start to think "This couldn't possibly be happening to me, I must have lost my mind and am imagining this, please pass the thorazine."

Having had a terrible day that not even Murphy's Law could begin to describe I jokingly said the phrase Murphy's Rape. My friend finding it funny suggested I upload it to Urban Dictionary, but as Murphy's Rape would have it, the computer froze when I tried to take my friend's advice.

by Lilly33 May 19, 2012

rape-pash

A forceful pash (tounge kiss, french kiss, snog), usually without consent.

"I was at the club last night and this guy rape-pashed me. It was awful."

"I rape-pashed this girl last night. She slapped me."

"I would never rape-pash a girl. It's so tacky."

by TheScotsman May 03, 2008

raped van

Simular to rapist van, the raped can is when a van is sitting in a parking lot and a FAT man "rino" rapes the van.
this shit geos down in ohio

1 .damn that rhino got rapped, a raped van. damn.
2. OMGF NIGGE(no hard r) IS THAT A RAPED VAN?
3. adamn smasher, rapes the underage rihno (raped van)

by adamns rapist December 29, 2022

rape on tape

a TV show that stars in the year 2069- about video footages of people getting raped in many places and by different ethnicitys and different group sizes. Staring Jimmy Savile , Woody Allen, Bill Cosby, Charlie Sheen, Andrit Alushi, Mike Tyson

'Hey Becky did you see that new episode of 'Rape on tape' it was a very extravagant episode'

by wiji board October 14, 2018

Religion rape

When someone forces you to hear their message

Dude, this car brand is advertising on social media, tv and even on the billboard. I even start dreaming of it, it tries to force me to love it. I feel so religion raped.

by CharlyElias December 12, 2013

Pay Rape

Being forced to pay for someone else.

1. Hey man, I can't pay my tab, can you cover me?
- Dude you are totally going to pay rape me...

2. I can't afford this ticket, can you get it for me?
- Dude you are totally going to pay rape me...

by Pay4Pr3Dair August 29, 2012