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Keep Shit Peter

Keep it quiet or don’t say a thing about this
I just hung out with with someone I wasn’t supposed to and I don’t want them to say anything to anyone so I told him to “keep shit Peter”
My drug dealer told me after I picked up from him “keep shit Peter” (he doesn’t want me to say anything about it to anyone)
by Ludmilabxbie January 11, 2025
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Expresses how interconnected our world is.
Gregory: "I can't believe Salvador and Danny know each other. That's so weird."

Al: "Well, you know what they say. A friend of a friend is roommates with Peter."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012
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St. Peter’s Academy

A Christian School Filled With Non Christians

Everyone Here Wears Nothing Out Of Academy Policy Or They Will No Longer Posses It.

welcome to prison fuck head
St. Peter’s Academy, oh yeah that place with the tweaking kids, And non Christians
by AutismSpeaks, Fucc u December 16, 2018
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An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.

A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,

Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.

Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 12, 2023
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Meat St. Peter

The act of taking a freshly cooked meatloaf and coring a hole through the middle of it and then using it like a Red Meat Flesh Light!
Man I violently used the meatloaf my mom made last night for a quick Meat St. Peter
by Ding-Dong81 September 25, 2025
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