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Nyan Cat

1. A cat shoved in a pop tart flying through space shitting rainbows
2. The true meaning of homosexuality
by captain falco November 14, 2011
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Cat Boner

A cat boner is a cat boner.

The term "Cat Boner" can be used in any situation.

It is neither a noun, verb, adjective, preposition, etc.
It is it's own type of word that can be used at any time.

However Cat Boner is usually directed towards a fuckwad
Teacher- "Danny did you turn in your project."
Danny- "No"
Teacher- "I guess I'm going to have to rape you"
Danny- "Oh CAT BONER"



"Your mother has a voluptuous cat boner"



Boss- "The American stock report shows that we will lose 30% income during this fiscal year."
Worker-"I feel as though we can really turn this company around with a new CAT BONER"
2nd Worker- "True a new image would most likely CAT BONER, however we have little time and CAT BONER to fund the project"
Boss- "Stop all of this CAT BONER we must think proactively"
Worker- "CAT BONER CAT BONER CAT BONER the complexities of business ethics is something that we must not waste time disputing over... CAT BONER"
by Lucaaaaaaaasssssssssssss March 18, 2009
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Scary Cat

An extremely overweight male. One who's moobs are larger then most women. A scary cat usually has problems breathing, often sounding like Darth Vader. A scary cat will often forget if he applied deodorant. Possibly sniffing his underarms in public or meetings. Finally, a scary cat could have a high pitch voice, like a little girl stuck in a man's body. The could easily be confused with the "We Shall Go To War" pirate in At World's End.
Did you just see that fat guy in the meeting? He is one scary cat.
by Ur such an A$$hole March 7, 2009
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Cat Flap

The anus, especially in reference to anal sex.

Origin: picture the female perineum in the missionary position, and note the orientation of the vulva relative to the anus. Observce the similarities with the typical orientation of the front door and the cat flap in a house.

Other parallels regarding size and ease of human access further strengthen this metaphor.
"I've got the painters in this week, but you can go in through the cat flap if you like"
by EugeneUK September 28, 2008
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Cat's pants

Of no use to anyone. Cats, after all, do not wear pants.
"Did you enjoy the movie?"
"No, it was cat's pants!"
by Mousetower July 25, 2006
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Serious Cat

A very fucking serious white cat popularized by imdb.com user Timmys_DownTheBloodyWell. He is Emperor and Supreme overlord of a board called "The Sandbox" as well as President of the Anti-squirrel coalition. In his spare time he enjoys spreading awareness of the seriousness of a thread, killing infidels (mostly squirrels), and he also taking long llama rides on the beach.
*A poster tries to joke in a very serious thread*
Serious Cat: *stares with a look of extreme superiority and seriousness*
by TDTBW September 30, 2007
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Style Cat

A style cat is a person (male or female) between 14 and 25 who dresses only according to the biggest trends. Typically listen to Indie Rock, and attend as many concerts as they can.

Style Cat MEN usually have boxy thick rimmed glasses, a bread or moustache (otherwise known as a moulestache), flannel shirts, tight jeans, long hair they don't wash and let fall where ever it wants to, sweaters, can be skinny or chubby, usually tall-ish (at least 5' 8"), an iphone or blackberry, and mocasins or loafers.

Style Cat WOMEN usually have short hair, bags of some kind (typically side part that does NOT cover one eye), Tight jeans or shorts, bracelets , necklaces with long chains and big pendants, lip or nose piercings, button up shirts with flannel style patterns on them, flats chuck's or vans, tattoos, an iphone or blackberry, some thin eyeliner mascara and lip balm, usually skinny.

Style Cats are unlike scene kids in the fact that they are usually dressed the way they are because they like the way it makes them look and not necesarily because it is popular. Style Cats are usually very friendly people, and will openly share how they do their hair or makeup, and where they buy their clothes.

Typically don't use chat speak, and use obscure internet refrences and old-timey words like indeed.

They usually are found in a pair (a man and a woman) but normally don't date within the same group.
Style Cat Man: OH HAI! are you going to the Ra Ra Riot concert with me tonight?

Style Cat Woman: Haha. Oh you know I am! That band is the best.

SCM: Hell yes they are!! We better get there early so we can be near the stage.

SCW: Indeed we should, I'm game for whenever. It's not like I take long to get ready.

SCM: Ha! You take more time than Oolong the pancake bunny.
by Winifred_Ann October 23, 2009
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