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Cat Food

I want to eat your cat food.
Jamaicans don't eat cat food.
by BadGalRi June 3, 2017
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Food for Thot

When you promise some slut something in exchange for a BJ and she has to think about it first. Then you get the BJ and break your promise.
I gave that slut at the bar some food for thot. She was so mad lol.
by PoopDïcķDalhmer October 9, 2021
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Bowling Ball Food Catch

A game you can play by dropping a bowling ball on a food tray launching the food in the air and someone catches the food in their mouth before it hits the ground.
Boy 1: Do you Want to play Bowling Ball Food Catch?
Boy 2: yeah I'm down.
by Full Government Name September 19, 2024
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Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019
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Cold food

Cold foods= foods that make you feel nice after eating, like your body is in a nicely air conditioned house

Examples vary from person to person, depending on the person’s personal tastes
Want some candy?”
Yes please that’s a good Cold food”
by heheheheeheheh July 20, 2022
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Monkey food

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
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Chinese Food

Chinese Food is slang for the powder variation of heroin. Typically comes in a white, off-white, or even brown powder form.
Say, bruh, any more "Chinese Food" on deck?
by 卄əმԵ🅷əꋊ December 20, 2024
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