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Max

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.
“That Max got no chat girl

“Max is gone in 60 seconds
by HappyDoggy November 23, 2021
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Max is always an awesome friend no matter what, he's always nice and will never make you feel bad
I have the best friend ever, his name is Max
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max's ass

A well muscled man's ass in uniform. A "Trooper butt."
Did you see him from behind? He has a Max's ass.
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Max

Probaly the most amazing person on planet earth, they always make sure their friends are okay and happy even though they can be bitch sometimes. They have the softest brown eyes that sparkle and glisten in the light. They'll do anything for their loved ones, litturally anything. Maxs are some of the funniest people ever who never fail to make you smile not once. They can have anyone fall down to their feet no matter what. They're smile is so sweet and kind, just one look and they can win anyone's heart. I love you more than anything else in existence, max <333.
Max: *sigh*, when will I ever find love?
Everyone else in existence: eXScUSE mE?
by Could be someone you know January 23, 2022
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Max is wonderful. A max is often a cat. Most likely a black or a white cat. You like max or hate max. Hes often smarter than you think And hes REALLY cute. He is really nice but if you annoy him he will be REALLY angry.
Friend: Awww, so cute cat!
You: Yeah!
Friend: Is his name max?
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Max Chalmers

He's a fucking asshole who just has fucking dicks up his ass
Kid1:oh look its Max Chalmers
Kid2:Shit he's a faggot
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Max

(alright, time to define myself)
The type of person who you see around who's quite chilled out and relaxed when comfortable, but not fun to get on his bad side. Doesn't have many friends but isn't the type of person to need to anyway. If talking to friends, a max is able to talk for 8 million years without stopping about whatever he's into, but for everyone else he's a bit awkward (but it doesn't come up enough to be a real problem). A max is also interesting to listen to if people understand what he's talking about, but to the untrained ear sounds like a gibberish master. Overall, just a chill person who can be interesting to listen to, and I'm sure you know at least one max in your life somewhere.
Person: "Hey, did you hear that guy in english who gave a verbal essay on a single sentence, but can't talk to one person properly anywhere?"
Person 2: "Yeah I did, I think that he's a bit of a max, a unique social anomaly from what I've seen."
Meanwhile max when he's having a conversation: "H- *dies* "
by Max_542 February 25, 2023
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