Guy 1 “Yo I’m feeling Rock hard!”
Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”
Guy 1 “what?”
Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”
Guy 1 “oh.”
Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
Guy 2 “You mean hard rock?”
Guy 1 “what?”
Guy 2 “the adjective comes before the noun.”
Guy 1 “oh.”
Guy 2 “fucking dumbass.”
by Thenumbawhunnigga October 17, 2023
Get the Rock hardmug. 1. Explanation :
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.
Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard
Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
"My dick is really hard" is a word or phrase commonly used or exclaimed by one when, in fact, they're Bald-headed giggle stick is really hard.
Example use case :
Friend one : Woah! Shes hot!
Hard guy : My dick is really hard
Second example use case :
Friend one : Woah! your purple-headed yogurt slinger looks hard!
Hard guy : Yea, My dick is really hard
by WeestDoesDrugs April 22, 2024
Get the My dick is really hardmug. 
by Hahshshshdjssndb October 3, 2022
Get the shit fucks hardmug. A group of teenagers or young men, typically wearing tracksuits, who act like badmen. Typical activities of a hard man squad include smoking weed, drinking, vandalism, swearing at you for no reason and trying to start fights. Typical hard man squad members are unemployed, drive crappy chav cars and at least one member of a squad must have a staffy. Language used by hard man squads include "wanker", "blud", "sick", "wogwan", "spliff" and "bruv". Hard man squads can be found in alleyways, under bridges, street corners, and tesco car parks.
by Ha, he's ginger. March 30, 2016
Get the hard man squadmug. by GibbsBurrito April 23, 2023
Get the The hard cmug.