Shitting blood on the top of someone's head after vigorously anally masturbating with a broken broom handle.
by drtickles April 21, 2011
Get the Tomato Hatmug. by Mattchew B 69420 December 27, 2022
Get the Vintage Hatmug. A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
Get the Hard Hatmug. I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024
Get the Cincinnati top hatmug. The cheese hat is a hat that looks like cheese worn by the toughest of men the hardest and the ones with the biggest muscles there is also a cheese hat for women to wear the cheese hat you must be muscular or your spleen will die
by VeryBigMuscleMan February 9, 2021
Get the Cheese Hatmug. Gay hat is equivalent to that of “yass” or “slay.” It can be used in any context and does not have to make sense
by ave schmave December 30, 2021
Get the gay hatmug. When you’re in a relationship and your girlfriend wears another dude’s hat. Then when you call her out it’s like your the one in the wrong but she doesn’t understand the meaning of what wearing a dude’s hat.
The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.
There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.
2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.
The meaning is, Ladies listen up. When you wear a dude’s hat it shows ownership and that basically you’re his girl and when you’re in a relationship DO NOT WEAR ANOTHER DUDES HAT. It’s just disrespectful and heartbreaking to your man.
There are two types of dudes in this world. 1. If you wear his hat he trust you and he wants to show you off and feels comfortable around you.
2. He will give his hat to any girl just so they will try to start something with their man and try to steal her from him.
When your girl wears another dude's hat:
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.
When you’re out with the boys or hanging out and your girl sends you a snap of a hat on her head that isn’t yours. And she gets mad because it offended you and you got upset.
by milfgetta17 October 9, 2022
Get the When your girl wears another dude's hatmug.