gif fucker

to overuse semi-related gifs in place of a worded response to an annoying or unnecessary amount

sarah: i just got an amber alert for a missing 4 year old!
jason: minions alert.gif
sarah: can you be serious for a second?
jason: first gif when searching “serious”
thomas: shut up jason
jason: dancing gif
ruby: there’s always that one gif fucker on discord servers

by chri-bot July 4, 2025

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Cockless Trout Fucker

A bastard

See John. John is a cockless trout fucker

by Fuckstroutwithadick March 15, 2009

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The "Mother"- Fucker

When your fucking someones mom and they scream fuck me better little dick dan or im gonna stick my fat ass horse cock inside of you and ejaculate on ur dads hairy ass hole

I was fucking my friends mom and she told me i was The "Mother"- Fucker

by The "Mother"- Fucker March 18, 2020

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Fucker ass fucker

An endearing term for a friend that is having a much better day (or life) than you, and probably started their day off by waking up to the ole felatio alarm clock followed by a bountiful breakfast in bed including hot gourmet coffee in a fancy hipster mug that has the same logo as the t shirt they slept in.

They work in the school system, so those fucker ass fuckers get the summer off every damn year.

by iBurnInvitationEdges August 23, 2022

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Friend Fucker Philosophy

The idea that in order to reject someone you must fuck one of their friends, preferably in the rejectee's house. It helps if your friends assist you in finding a suitable and willing candidate. Once a candidate is found, approach him and explain that you need to have sex with him in order to make his friend leave you alone. Exaggerate about how much his friend is obsessed with you and tell him he can do anything he wants to you. If he accepts the offer proceed to behind closed doors and Fuck the Friend.

The Friend Fucker Philosophy is very effective, but should not be used to often. It is very slutty behavior and should only be used in extreme circumstances.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

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