ass shadow

The untanned areas left behind because the shadow of your ass. Usually found as small triangles underneath the buttocks.

She obviously uses a tanning bed, you can see her ass shadow every time she bends over

by meredeer October 16, 2009

Tent Ass

After a long weekend of camping in the woods without showering. Which leads to a sweaty oily bunghole.

"Man I was camping In a tent all weekend, zero showers. I got some mean tent ass going on"

by M_King September 14, 2015

ass-rider

One who uses hatred, shit-talking or even lying as a quick way to gain success, and notoriety from others.

-"Even though she got a lot of friends, I wouldn't even try to talk to her if I were you."

-"Why wouldn't you talk to her?"
-"Because she's an ass-rider!"
-"Oh! So that's why a lot of people don't like her!"

by Mr.Unconcious July 3, 2011

Pompous ass

Dennis

Dennis is a pompous ass

by Bottom beach August 1, 2021

ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

can't be assed

When you can't be bothered to do something.

Acronym: cba

I can't be assed to do the homework.

Another example:

I couldn't be assed to do the homework.

by igorpleaseshutup November 8, 2020