fiddely fart

The act of farting while walking. One trying to hold the fart in with tight butt cheaks - but the fart escapes causing a fiddely motion.

She walked down the street fiddely farting.

by P'lette September 28, 2006

farting shit

Instead of farting, you fart of course, but you shit.

Telamon tried to fart like a boss, but he farting shit himself.

by CoralOralMarisa June 19, 2014

Vaginal farts

Simple. A fart that comes out a females vaginia.

Those girls let out a lot of vaginal farts, gross!

by Vaginal farts February 25, 2018

Fart Mask

When wearing tight clothing and farting, you may swing your arms in such a manner that forces the fart out of your collar or hood. bystanders may think your face has just farted and you will carry around a mask of fart for seconds to minutes

guy 1: *farts, stretches arms and abruptly brings arms back to sides, fart emits from collar

girl 1: oh my god! did your face just fart?

guy 2: yea, he'll be walking around with a fart mask for a few...

by sonofluger2 February 20, 2010

monkey fart

A syndrome in which one is standing within the confinement of a zoo. Then without warning a monkey jumps to the limb next to said person and releases a small to large burst of air from the buttock region. Sometimes, if lucky, a greasy release will expedite itself among the persons face leaving a stain that most call the mank, or monkey fart stain.

Did that stain come from a monkey fart?

by Bob Hester February 12, 2004

blow fart

A silent, pillowy release that seems to embrace the bearer in a comforting, airy embrace.

Oh dude, nice blow fart...

by limey o'bradfield July 16, 2008

fart cow

An asshole of immense proportions; someone who posts paranoid, offtopic and psychotic comments on blogs throughout the internet; ie, Dean Berry, Real American.

Dean Berry, Real American is a fart cow.

by C Mathers July 26, 2008