The act of a man cockblocking another man with just their presence on on the girls friendlist on Facebook.com.
Sorry, I shouldn't have friended your girlfriend on FB. I didn't know she was that fickle. I'm so sorry for the facebook cockblock so please forgive me. I just wanted to be her to be my FB friend and nothing else. Just because I talk to her doesn't mean anything, but thats just from my point of view. I'm sorry please don't feel insecure about her feelings for you. I didn't mean for that to happen. You can keep that ho. I can't help it.
by kavorkian April 25, 2010
The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.
Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
by DJMitchMD April 06, 2012
Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
by Janetta simmons June 05, 2011
Ted: that jimmy kid really likes your pictures
Mickey: yea he has facebook profilia for you, i hope hes not homoprofiliac for me...
Mickey: yea he has facebook profilia for you, i hope hes not homoprofiliac for me...
by vietnamese manofwar February 15, 2011
taking time-off of Facebook for a certain amount of time due to death of a relative or friend. A show of respect, if you may, to the deceased.
Dee : Why hasn't AK update his Facebook status lately?
Mike: His Grandpa passed away a week ago, so he's Facebook Mourning...
Mike: His Grandpa passed away a week ago, so he's Facebook Mourning...
by AK87 December 23, 2010
The leech of society. Because Facebook doesn't have a word limit, so you can hashtag abuse in your Facebook novel and lose all respect from your friends.
Your Facebook Hashtags. I hate them.
by S.102 August 21, 2014
A Facebook Hashtag is seemingly pointless as a hashtag used on Facebook doesn't fulfill the typical function of the metadata tag. In all reality, it is a delightful little tool that is used to annoy and troll the masses-- most commonly those of the Stanley kin.
(Facebook Hashtag)
#eatingasammich
"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley
#eatingasammich
"YOU'RE STILL USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK???! RAGE!!!!!!!1!!ONE!" -D. Stanley
by xx2112xx May 26, 2013