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facebook intervention

When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.
Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o
by randomlala November 8, 2010
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Facebook-Bedtime

A certain time, usually around 11-12PM when you refuse to check any more of your facebook notifications.
Guy1: dude, i just tagged you in a photo, check it out!

Guy2: Ugh, ill check it tomorrow, it's way past my Facebook-bedtime.
by BaconSauce August 29, 2010
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Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.
Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."
by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012
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Facebook Hashtag

The leech of society. Because Facebook doesn't have a word limit, so you can hashtag abuse in your Facebook novel and lose all respect from your friends.
Your Facebook Hashtags. I hate them.
by S.102 August 20, 2014
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Double Facebooking

Having two browsers open with Facebook on both. Commonly used when playing multiple facebook games, or by forgetting that you already have facebook open.
guy: How do you manage to level up all your facebook games so fast?
guy 2: It's easy, you just use double facebooking!
by Addicted2Facebook December 20, 2009
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Facebook Stalking

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.
Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011
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Facebook Mourning

taking time-off of Facebook for a certain amount of time due to death of a relative or friend. A show of respect, if you may, to the deceased.
Dee : Why hasn't AK update his Facebook status lately?

Mike: His Grandpa passed away a week ago, so he's Facebook Mourning...
by AK87 December 23, 2010
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