by zhack3060ti April 18, 2021
Get the cookie manmug. The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020
Get the Cookie Paradoxmug. 
Get the Cocoa cookiemug. Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019
Get the Ass cookiemug. Doing cocaine in the bathroom
by iusethistofindwordsmybfsays October 11, 2022
Get the cookie money in the bathroommug. A strategy in any RTS game where the player will take all of his units and attack in a last ditch effort to destroy as many of the opponent's units as possible. Usually used when the enemy has a very obvious upper hand or near the end of a game.
In Starcraft 2 I was on my last legs, so I began Operation Milk and Cookies and destroyed half of his base before I died.
by Nerdextreme January 3, 2014
Get the operation milk and cookiesmug.