A fake christian boy is a male that claims to go to church all the time, read the Bible daily, obey the Bible, puts religious figurines through out their house, but, then, has your female ass over on the downlow and, usually, asks for kinky shit. Like, anal or to fuck his roommate after you fuck him. Nice, huh?
by Purplenado March 7, 2023
Get the fake christian boymug. Pretty wank at soccer, think there too shit most of the time but they are a bunch of faggots when it gets to the dressing room. Bunch of ugly and smelly wogs that bat eachother off in the bathroom.
Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of Ignorant fuck tards who sniff eachothers asses like dogs.
Christian Brothers Lewisham is full of Ignorant fuck tards who sniff eachothers asses like dogs.
“Once upon a time, i went to christian brothers lewisham and I had to leave imminently due to almost being sucked off in the cubicals.”
by Christian Brothers Lewisham September 4, 2022
Get the Christian brothers Lewishammug. Christian is the best person to ever exist. The world simply doesn't deserve him. He is bound to marry a girl called Aurora.
by CasDavFri April 6, 2024
Get the Christianmug. 
"Hey, Greg, you up for a game of Christian Horseshoes?"
"Damn Skippy I am, Carl. Saddle up big boy."
"Damn Skippy I am, Carl. Saddle up big boy."
by Not Courtney Evans July 10, 2017
Get the Christian Horseshoesmug. A professing Christian, usually white, that thinks their to good to speak to other Christians that don’t attend their church or school. Usually arrogant, and will try their best to avoid you so they don’t have to talk to you.
Hey there’s John, he started going to Mount Carmel, and he to good to talk to us now, he’s a Mount Carmel Christian.
by AmazingAmy80 May 6, 2022
Get the Mount Carmel Christianmug. A hot fuckking god with a large penis. Loves 69. Who could ask for more? He is always funny and nice. One of the smartest in the class. He'll always be there for you no matter what happens. He can be annoying like anyone, or that you don't need him sometimes. But the absence of him drives you insane. He's been through more then you could imagine, but when your in his arms, it just feels safe because you know you have him to guide you. Christian is a very sporty guy.
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him. AKA Girls bestfriend. Everybody loves Christian and he´s dick :)
But even as friends he's perfect. He will ditch even a girlfriend that tries to mess with you. You could be in love with him and see him with another girl, but as long as he's happy you're happy. Yet if he's mad at you, you feel so ashamed and as if your a burden. Over all, hes the person that you haven't lived till you see him. AKA Girls bestfriend. Everybody loves Christian and he´s dick :)
by i have a Crush on Christian December 12, 2016
Get the Christianmug.