Car

The Aluminum covered Metal with circles that go's vroom vroom and I'm proud to say I was in 11 car crashes (which means stupid idiot ran into another stupid idiot with cars) and my insurance (Which means Idiots who have a worse life than a Fortnite player) wants to kill

Little kid: What's that?
Me: that's my car, and possibly my new grave yard.

by Scarfir May 5, 2019

National car crashing day

On the 11th of june it’s National car crash day, so get into a car crash. I mean, it’s legal! Who are gonna tell on you? The PEOPLE you just ran over?

He’s dead Because I ran into him Because it’s National car crashing day

by A Dumb joke May 11, 2019

Hot car pussy

When you have been riding in the hot car and things get a bit musky down there.

Baby, I gotta take a shower before we have fun because I got hot car pussy.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

hot car dick

When a man has either been riding in a car some or let's face it, he's gone all day working outside and it's beyond musky down there; it's gross!

Oh baby you got that hcd (hot car dick)! I ain't going down there until you shower that dick off.

by Running_with_foxes May 26, 2019

Mexican Car Wash

Spot-cleaning your vehicle with the window squegee provided at the gas pump.

I had some bird poop on my trunk so I removed it with the Mexican car wash.

by theangryvegan May 26, 2019

Thrown out of a car

To look disheveled, hip, on fleek, sophisticated, messy, current.. any and all of these things but when comparing to olden days, it’s different than then so it’s a negative.

Girl is wearing jeans and a T-shirt with a messy bun. Guy says to her, ‘50 years ago people would look at you and think what? Was she thrown out of a car?’

by SockeyeToMe June 2, 2019

Ben car

1. (noun) Ben’s car
2 . (adjective) The act or state of being Ben car.

That’s so cool! Could I get a ride in Ben car?

by gasman112 March 21, 2019