Gock-Clown

When you dress up like a clown and throat cock so deep that your nose honks on the pubic bone.

My mrs likes to play dress up, so last night she spiced things up by dressing like she works at the circus, and deepthroated me like a good little Gock-Clown

by RightGuardMan April 20, 2025

Coastal Clown

A derogatory term referring to Coastal Cloud, a Salesforce implementation partner notorious for deceptive practices and scamming its customers. The company rebranded to "Coastal" after industry peers began mockingly calling it "Coastal Clown" due to its reputation for incompetence and fraudulent behavior, particularly targeting vulnerable clients with subpar services.

When the Salesforce project tanked, the CEO realized they'd hired a bunch of Coastal Clowns who thought "cloud" meant stuffing servers with cotton candy.

by Marc Benioff April 29, 2025

Clown

Definition: You

You ain't just a clown, you're the whole damn circus

by FranFerdinand May 12, 2025

Clown Physics

Whenever something erradic happens in the binding of isaac, that defies the normal gameplay physics. A term coined by Sinvicta, to excuse his lack of skill.

That sprite getting jostled by my shot is a great example of this game's ridiculous clown physics

by NonStopMunchies May 14, 2025

Clown Carring

When a woman had three of more dicks in a hole

Me and the boys had a great time clown carring Rachel last night

by Bonnie_J3kins April 6, 2024

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Cuck Clown

Someone who is genuinely unfunny, yet believes themself to be a true comedian. They repeat their jokes when nobody laughs at them, because they believe that the joke was unheard.

Person 1: Oh you know Sam D.?

Person 2: Yeah. He’s a real Cuck Clown.
Person 1: Yeah, I hope he learns how unfunny he is.

by Vietnamonkey April 21, 2024