Mud Turtle

When you are having anal sex and you get feces on penis.

I was doing her doggy style and pulled out and she gave me a mud turtle.

by mudturtleking December 9, 2019

mississippi mud treatment

You take a shit, use it as a finger paint, and use it on your fuck buddy

Hey babe, do you want a mississippi mud treatment?

by random guy at school August 4, 2016

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

F-mud

Acronym for f* my useless (non stem ) degree.

You use f-mud when you're unhappy w your useless liberal arts degree. Stem people don't need to use the phrase f-mud

by Sexydimma December 15, 2022

Stick in the mud

A slur for a gay man; popularized by Family Guy

"You're acting like a total stick in the mud." -Lois Griffin
"Is that some kind of gay slur?" -Peter Griffin

by Pogger_Champ May 28, 2021

mud shot

A happy hour Slippy to the Whoopi.

When I was done tongue punching her fart box she blew a mud shot in my eye

by Starfishcleaner July 7, 2021

mud vagina

A recently used anal sphincter that one wishes to proctiate with during ass play.

Carl and I are going to hit up Taco Bell and maybe after he can make love to my mud vagina.

by Alexis_Texas May 7, 2017