alabama grandma

A Boomer / Karen who is racist or otherwise conservative.

My teacher refused to call my friend by their pronouns. What an Alabama Grandma.

by Alana808 May 26, 2024

alabama drum brake

When you squeeze your cousins balls so hard they momentarily stop breathing.

Cleetus dropped trow right there in the kitchen and I gave him an Alabama drum brake. There's still jizz on the ceiling.

by Bigblackorthodontist May 28, 2024

Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.

You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.

by Steampipe May 30, 2024

Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

alabama slab

In construction, when you pour concrete into a hole, then add water and mix in the hole

Mix your concrete in a wheelbarrow, dont pour an alabama slab when making footings

by Charles Mili June 6, 2024

Alabama

A piece of toast with an egg cooked inside a hole cut in the center of the bread.

Hey kid's want me to make some Alabama's for breakfast?

by Radiconyoung June 9, 2024

alabama shaker

When you’re mid climax and the women releases viscous gas causing an almost Tasmanian Devil like reaction

Right when i finished she a did a full Alabama Shaker

by Andrew Dewitt June 11, 2024