Max

The onion king, with the sweatiest palms ever seen

- Have you shaked his hand yet?
- Yea, he's such a Max

by Kashtag April 22, 2022

max Murphy

Kids a bitch and sucks at track

Have u seen this max Murphy? Ya. Kid must be stupid and bad at track

by Mysterious Plum April 30, 2024

stressed to the max

More stressed than ever before

Person 1: Hey Sally what's wrong?
Person 2: Bobbie Jo I'm just stressed to the max!

by Poptart0612 May 19, 2016

max

He be that pretty mf , wrd 2 u can catch hands at ems 8th grade bathroom

''max spit bars no lyin that hellfire''
-migi

geo-stfu max u ain't finna do shit
max - (shows him ''the video'')

geo - (walks out of the room)
max-(kisses girl)

by maxe.m.s. February 14, 2022

Max

badass who maybe bi or straight

hey max ur such a badass I love ur make up or whatever

by Oh blitzy Daddy's home December 16, 2021

Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra

The same thing as the last one except I have 1500 characters to explain it.

Iam "Ok... Where was I?... Oh! Two types of Intersexual Friendship Max/Ultra. Here we go. So you have 'Type A' right? Which is when the Female treats the Male as a type of proxy Female, see? And in this type of relationship the Female will do things with the male (or attempt to do things) that they would usually do with OTHER FEMALES, right? For example, they'll talk about their sexual relationships in great detail (Like mentioning the fact that the guy that they are cheating on their boyfriend with has a big dick while they look a developmentally disabled man-child in dead in the eyes OR request to use make-up on a Male). I don't think they realize what they are doing when they are doing it but THAT'S IT! They're treating the 'male platonic friend' as though they are a Female. They don't realize that this the type of thing they would only talk about with another FEMALE. They would never say anything like that to a Male they are trying to sleep with! Right!? So that's 'Type A'. Male is treated as a proxy female. 'Type B' (on the other hand) is where a Female is adopted as a proxy Male into group of males. But this can only exist within a group of males that are LARGELY SINGLE! Because once the Males of the group start to date, their partners don't want them hanging around other Females. Right!? So, Yeah..."

Hym "And then there is like 'Type C' which would be like the Mulder and Scully relationship from X-Files but that shit isn't real."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2022

Max Combs

Max Combs is a little bitch boy who likes to be fucked in the ass by grown men. Often found to be an insufferable person, and hated by others. Max Combs is someone who is rude, mean, obnoxious, insensitive, spiteful, inhuman, bossy, greedy, manipulative, selfish, cruel, despicable, sadistic, vicious, sarcastic, arrogant, snooty, irredeemable, vile, heartless, disloyal, dishonest, violent, cold, spoiled, hateful, unfriendly and just uncaring. They can also be brash and harsh. No one loves Max Combs

Stay away from Max Combs he is evil

by h@t3&l0v3 May 7, 2024